But the basic story line goes like this:
Oedipus gets this self fulfilling prophecy that he’ll kill his father and marry his mother.
And then he does.
His wife/mother is like, holy shit, and kills herself.
And then Oedipus discovers her,
And gouges his eyes out.
Oedipus gets this self fulfilling prophecy that he’ll kill his father and marry his mother.
And then he does.
His wife/mother is like, holy shit, and kills herself.
And then Oedipus discovers her,
And gouges his eyes out.
Three Days of Rain by Richard Greenberg
Pip:
“It’s just, like… if some oracle told you you were going to kill your father and marry your mother, wouldn’t you just never kill anybody and stay single? … And then, if you did inadvertently kill somebody, in the heat of the moment or something, and later started dating? Wouldn’t you be smart enough to, like, avoid older women? I mean, to me the story is not your destiny awaits you. To me it’s… you know… Do the Fucking Math.”
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ReplyDeleteI love this post for two reasons, and two reasons only. The first reason would be that yes, I did read Oedipus in high school, and it was probably one of my favorite books that I read sophomore year. It opened up a lot of thought and discussion and made the year very interesting. The second reason would of course be the mere thought that this post is freaking hilarious….
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